I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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