I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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