Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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