No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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