I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
