today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I will pee on everything he values.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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