I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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