she is the kim kardashian of front butts
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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