I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Shame - the story of my life.
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