Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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