Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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