Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's never too late to be topless.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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