The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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