no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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