ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
please don't ironically join a cult
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