He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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