I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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