The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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