I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Vodka?
Forever.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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