New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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