yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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