I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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