Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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