I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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