"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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