no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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