Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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