Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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