i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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