just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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