Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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