That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
