That's intense
I showed him my bush... on skype.
This house was built for laser tag.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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