I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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