If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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