Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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