No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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