Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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