your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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