what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
