Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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