I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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