I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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