Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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