Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
