I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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