I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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