My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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