yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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