The maid of honor just puked.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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