You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think i got beer on your cat.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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