The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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